Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

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Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by Geon on Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:39 am

Erm... this is something i found then read awhile.. n decide to share this out..

1. Ride Off Into The Sunset

In college I took a class called "American Western Movies". Give me a break, ok? It was summer session. But this class did teach me something. I learned I wanted to be a cowboy. They are so cool, collected, never play their hand, never look rattled, and they are always confident.

One thing they all did was ride off as the sun set on the horizon after their business was done.

Riding off into the sunset keeps our dignity. When a girl breaks up with me, I will say:

"OK, it was great getting to know you over the past (insert length of time).You take care."

My business is done.

Then, I will figuratively ride off into the sunset. I won't tell her how much I miss her. I won't tell her she made a mistake. I won't call, email or text. I won't mention her to mutual friends. I'll be gone from her life.

Suddenly, it will dawn on the girl that she is not getting her money's worth for this breakup. It is true: people who do the breaking up have an air of power to them. They like being the decision maker, and having the control. But after I walk away like it's no problem, she'll start to think:

"Wow, why isn't he shaken up over this? Did he even care that I broke up with him?"

Or even better, the ever-popular and coveted:

"Did I do the right thing breaking up with him?"

That's when you know you're in business

2. Apply the Wizard of Oz Effect

Of course, most likely, we are in total pain and anguish after a break up. But, we can't let that show. Remember:

"Pay no mind to that man behind the curtain?"

We can, behind the curtain, cry, complain, yell, be angry, and hurt. But, we must craft the appearance on the outside of being fine with everything. We need to look happy on the outside to the other person 100% of the time we see them post-breakup.

This also gives the illusion that you might be seeing someone else, or that you've got other things going on. Of course you're miserable and there's NOTHING going on in your life, but they don't have to know it!

3. Enact the Verb in "Breaking Up"

Get rid of all evidence of them -- put it all in a closet, under your bed, or anywhere. I'm a sucker for a strand of hair or her shampoo smell left on a pillow after a girl is over. After the breakup, this must go: wash the sheets! Remember, in breaking up, to think of it like a guillotine: make it fast.

On a guillotine, you'd rather have a sharp blade slice your head right off than a blunt blade repeatedly cut and cut until your head finally fell off.

If it's a break up they want, make it clean for them. It will look good, and it will be easier on you. Flush them right out of your life immediately, and completely.

4. Don't Look Back

It's hard to accomplish this. We know not to look back, just like we know not to look down when someone says don't look down...but we still look down. But, make it easy on yourself: looking back and saying stuff like:

"Gosh, just two weeks ago,we were out to dinner and she stayed over here and we were so close..."

...will just make it more painful. You can't look back until it's time to look back when you're truly over it.

5. Remember You'll Get Over It

The best thing about breaking up is those following mornings you wake up after you've truly gotten over someone. You're renewed, alive, and ready to see what the world has to offer. Keep pushing through for this feeling, remember all those people you thought you'd never get over (you know you ended up getting over them), and as Jim Morrison once crooned: "break on through to the other side!"

Well I don't know about you, but after going through all that, I'm inspired to get dumped!

So, do you agree with these rules? Do you have any nightmare breakup stories? If a guy you dumped followed these rules, would you start reconsidering? Would you be annoyed if you dumped a guy and he didn't get upset?
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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by Wen on Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:17 pm

they do have a happy memories although broken..sometimes when looking back also will feel happy coz they has giving each other a happiness memories even aft they had broken..if he or she just can flush them away so easily..thats meant he or she didn't put effort on their relationship..or didn't love them little also..sure they will feel upset when thinking of this..

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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by KeN-SoLoMaN on Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:03 am

sometimes love is so fake.. fake than a fake.
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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by Geon on Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:16 pm

love is so fake?? i can't sense that fake.. can u explain more on it..
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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by kirk on Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:03 pm

ken cant xplain to u...
cz he never experience it
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Post by Geon on Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:29 pm

then would you like to explain on behalf of ken??
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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by - T u R k - S - on Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:19 pm

this bird like got alot experience wo..........

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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by kirk on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:25 am

no ppl gv me chance to gain exp
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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by Geon on Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:39 pm

how come no chance??? how abt hoder???
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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by - T u R k - S - on Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:23 pm

bleh , no people give u chance? what about the one who always ask you wake up that one ? good what

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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by Geon on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:25 pm

omg... got such thing happen??? look liked i'm totally outdated...
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Re: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do: 5 Simple Rules

Post by KeN-SoLoMaN on Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:59 pm

yes even i at kampar also dont know.. damn it.. FAIL!
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